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What would the TSA find on a full body scan of Hillary Clinton?

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1. Rhino thighs.
2. bush & cheney's testicles
3. A lick-her license
4. a wide ride tattoo on her but.
5. Nothing if the flight originated from Amsterdam, because she wouldn't pass through TSA in a foreign airport. I knew this was a trick question... Did I win anything ?
6. Man-et Napolitano's pubes. Whoops!
7. Your every dream come true. Admit it.
8. yeasty papillae...
9. A shotgun straped to her thigh
10. the scanning machine would instantly melt down!!!
11. my lunch money
12. 40 lbs of "crack".