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Blonde Glossary [No offense, Blondes]?

Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game Grippe -- suitcase Hangnail -- coat hook Impotent -- distinguished, well known Intense pain -- torture in a teepee Labour pain -- got hurt at work Medical staff -- doctor's cane Morbid -- higher offer Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate Node -- was aware of Outpatient -- person who had fainted Pap smear -- fatherhood test Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis Post operative -- letter carrier Protein -- favouring young people Rectum -- damn near killed 'em Recovery room -- place to do upholstery Rheumatic -- amorous Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf Secretion -- hiding anything Seizure -- Roman emperor Serology -- study of knighthood Tablet -- small tablet Terminal Illness -- sickness at airport Tibia -- country in North Africa Tumor -- an extra pair Urine -- opposite of you're out Varicose -- located nearby Vein -- conceited I'm sorry if these offended you, i just thought it would be funny. It's a joke, and I'm not saying people with blonde hair really are any less intelligent then brunettes. Blonde jokes have been going around for years, you know. It's not like I'm the first person every to do them. Settle down, and get a life. @Ginevra: It's been sent. Have fun ^^

Public Comments

1. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2. Funny.
3. the blondes may be dumb as hell, but they sure are HOT bomb shells
4. LMFAO. im a blonde. i take no offense.
5. Not very funny, considering some of the "blonde" defitions are more intelligent than the normal ones. For example, to think "anally" means "once a year" they'd have to have some understanding of the word "anually".
6. lol....free points haha
7. Lol, that's quite funny...
8. i know your just another desperate brunette trying to get attention.... but grow up and get a life. if you are still talking about how people think blonds are dumb then......welcome to the 21st century because we are plenty successful
9. Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color? A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? Q. Who makes bras for brunettes? A. Fisher-Price Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A. It matches their moustache A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." Then the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it." Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A: A hostage Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A. No one else wants it.
10. OMG, if i could give u points i would. Can u plz, plz, plz, send this list to my e-mail. CelestialFire81@yahoo.com. Pleeeeeeease! I have so many blonde friends that would just love this. They do not get offended by it at all. to im sxc: I'm a brunette and i happen to have DD's, just so u kno. By the way, i thought they were funny, i'm not offended at all, but i do think that maybe ur bitter. they're just jokes! no need to take offense.
11. funnnney
12. haha this is no offense to me whatsoever!!! lol i asked this girl @ my school who is a serious blonde what sum of the meanings of the words and she gave me sum of those definitions!!! it was soo funny